the “in this essay, i will” memes are the most wholesome of the current popular memes because as well as being genuinely hilarious, they encourage deep, analytical thinking which often produces profound statements. in this essay, i will
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worm 1: my oh my this tastes like dirt
worm 2: it is(:
worm 1: (:
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helly-watermelonsmellinfellon:
gendernihilistanarchocommunist:
I hope all of yall find $20 on the ground tomorrow.
And I mean that.
$50 maybe
a dropped money clip from some clumsy, unobservant capitalist shithead with in excess of $5000 in it
a thrown silver money clip with $50 in it and an empty aladdin wallet
STREET SMARTS
Bittenbinder’s advice benefited people in a way he wouldn’t expect!
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Why is consent such a hard concept?
this one vaguely creepy old dude at work was complaining like “it’s gotten to the point you can’t even TOUCH women anymore” like……if you feel the burning need to just uh. touch random women. maybe there’s uh. something wrong.
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If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish
Finally somebody said it
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Milan Cathedral - Interior by Federica Gentile on Flickr:
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